Granted, but your not allowed to have any.

I wish, I could buy more manga.

SKIP~!

Granted but it's stolen and you get put in jail.

I wish I my get would get off me.

Ummmm Granted? But whatever it is comes back again.

I wish, my dog was little bit smarter.

Granted, but now it is forever cold.

I wish, I had best sounding violin in the world.

Granted, but it being played by a horrible player

I wish I could see the world

Granted, a map appears with a picture of the earth on it. You saw it ;D

I wish that I was more witty and funny.

Granted, but everyone would be annoyed by you

I wish I have the power of telekinesis

Granted, but you don't know how to use it.

I wish, I had more time to do things.

Granted, but you skipped whatever made you have less time.
I wish I can freeze time.

Granted but you freeze yourself in time

I wish I know how to drive

Granted, but you're car get hit by another and you're not allowed to anymore.

I wish I can go back in time and see Nickelback on the 18th. (/sob sob.)

Granted, But you lost your tickets soon as you got there.

I wish I knew what was for dinner.

But you don't like what it is.

I wish I was out of this puzzle x.x

Granted, but you entered a whole new one.
I wish I can snap my fingers and anything I want will happen.