Granted, but it made you so fat that you have your own gravitational pull!

I wish for nothing.

Granted you get Nothing, but you lose everything!

I wish I wasn't sun burnt.

granted but it turned into a really dark tan...

i wish for FOOd

All of the food is now spoild.

I wish I didn't have to go to work!

granted but you lose your job

i wish for me to lose the weight i want to lose!

You've been fired! o3o you never have to go to work again!

I wish kiwi were here ;-;

granted, but it is just a fruit.

i wish for a cookie

Granted but you can no longer speak, only read..

I wish for a bottom feeder fish

Granted, but your other fish ate it.

I wish I could speed type correctly on my phone.

granted but you are stranded on a deserted island with nothing to spend it on.

I wish i had a cold glass of water.

Granted but it is sea water so you always feel thirsty

I wish that i had a cord for my VCR to hook up to my TV

Granted, but it eats all of your VHS tapes.

I wish to do well on my interview tomorrow.

Granted, but your new sex slave thinks your horrible at it and decides to break his or her bond to you and follows that up by killing you.

I wish for...umm...I actually dunno what I want to wish for. D: