Nooo it's too much responsibility. I can only be the cool aunt.

Awww <3 they're not athletic dogs?

The cool aunt that everyone gets to sleep with!

Nah, they never want to stay outside or play really. Only rarely will they be in the mood. Except for the one I told you about that likes to catch her "prey" before eating.

Hey! That reminds me of a soap opera in which a nephew wanted to bang his aunt. How was that moral to be on prime time tv!!!

She's the alpha then xD

The other girl I'd actually consider more if an alpha type. She's a bit smarter and more mischievous and always trying to get her way. I think that concept might have been disproven the last I heard, though.

but there's going to be a movie about it! xD I saw a trailer and I thought to myself... shit |D like the first humans domesticating a wolf.

Oh really? I think I remember seeing the guy who originally wrote about wolf alphas trying to undo what he wrote about because he realized it was wrong.

Yeah I read something about that too.
But hollywood is trash.
And the whole alpha/beta thing fuels incels so I hate it more.

Maybe the wolves will be superheroes.

Ew, ick, yeah. That's just a whole frightening ecosystem of its own.

But Hugh Jackman said he wouldn't do any more movies!!!

Is he part wolf? I just know of the metal stuff.

well
why is he
wolverine

Is it because of the animal? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine

I don't really know his story.

WHAT IN THE HYUCK!!
I always thought it was because he was wolf-like!! And now you tell me there's an animal and it's a mustelidae, that iirc, it's the family of the otters.

Maybe the "it has a reputation for ferocity and strength out of proportion to its size" is most relevant? Or what inspired his name?

Too late, I'll always think of him now as a cousin of otters instead of a fierce wolf

Maybe he can do other cool things like juggling rocks.