She would choke me with that braid of hers x.x

Death by Epic Voodoo!

Her garter belt would shoot a laser between my eyes.

He'd download a virus into my brain by connecting our neural jacks together.

She'd upload intense fear into my own mind, causing me to die of a heart attack. (Death Note moment there...)

Death by being haunted to death by my kill!

By smothering me in her cloak. o.o

Sicking his army of cute but pyschotic animals on me.

That hat looks scary and possessed o.o;;

Er...

...

-nosebleed- Enough said...

Derp. Try to mind jack, and my mind is broken by perverted thoughts.

By just looking at me because they are just so bad ass.

That holy-looking aura would constrain and choke me...

The knife/blade things.

She'd pull a stiletto from her...stilettos.

Ulti would kill me with the greynbow!
Edit: Dang it Espy! Stop posting so quickly!