*look at lauv on the ground*
sorry
>////<

*rolls over to one side and groans in pain*
x///x

OMG! > <
DON'T DIE ON ME!
*attempts to make a sort of lotion-y ointment and apply it*

*squiggles in that corner*
uguuu....

Seriously???
*carries out of the corner and lays, gently, onto a massage mat* (becuase I work out ad stuff. XD)

Wheee! oops. Uhm... *groans more*

....*arches eyebrow* oh?
*starts massaging luav*

My back...uguu...my back hurts D:
need...massage...

*massages back*
Tell me where, lauv

on my shoulder blades pleeeeaaase....
*groans more*

*puases. Dips hands into massage oil. massages shoulder blades*
More?

yes please :]



STUPID MUTHAFUCKING BITCH ASS FULL OF HORSE PISS. =_=

*massage a little harder*

Wait. What?

oh nothing, please continue my faithful servant~

Oh come on~ Say it! *rubs more or less erotically*

-floats in- ^u^ Hey guys, what's--

OuO ....

-floats out- ^u^;;;