Granted, but then you'd need to get a new screen


I wish I wasn't tired

Wanted but now you stay up for 3 weeks straight and die of lack of sleep

I wish it wasn't Sunday.

Granted, but now there are only Mondays.

I wish my avi would magically transform.

Granted, but now its ugly.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but its piss flavored.
Wish I didn't have to wright a paper tonight.

Granted; but you are now Sleeping Beauty, unable to awaken.

I wish my phone wasn't a derp.

Granted but now it's smarter than you...

I wish Spring break was over...

It is, but tomorrow it lasts forever.

I wish for 1,000,000 aurum. :D

Granted but it is hacked and all gets taken back

I wish spring break would last another week.

Granted, but the power goes out for that week and you find yourself snowed in.

I wish I could go sleep.

Granted, but you wake up 2 seconds later.

I wish I burp where I fart, and fart where I burp.

eww... >.> interesting. Granted, but you now also have to eat through your anus and .... defecate? XD through your mouth. D; so gross.

I wish i didn't have that visual stuck in my head now. x.o;

Granted, but now you see it everywhere.

I wish Illusion wasn't driving me up the wall.

Granted, but now I'm driving you across the floor.

I wish my farts smelled like fresh strawberrys with a hint of mint.