stare at me...with that blackness

stab me then suck my soul out

Cover me in red paint then stab me, blood poisoning all round.

Whap me unconscious with the staff and let her little animal eat my brains out! (yes it is in fact a zombie)

she would slice me open from navel to nasel!

She would enchant me to fight one dishonorable battle after another. Both delighting in this perversion of core beliefs and frustrated that the more battles I win the closer I get to break free from her magic. Sadly (for me) she finally gets her wish as I test my mettle against my wife in sword vs frying pan.

OMFG ITS GONNA BE BLEACH IN MY FACE!!!!!
*DIES FROM BASE MADE LIQUID*

You can not because you are le banned.

I would say from cuteness overload. ^^;

With his mighty wolf.

By freezing me solid.

The weather manipulator would give me pneumonia =(

I'm pretty sure he'd stab me. o.o"

The nakedness would blind me and I'd trip over the stump nearby
and crack my head open, and bleed to death.

Send desert heat to always follow me, and that I cannot consume water.