im here for a bit ulti until im off break though im dish washing after my break so i can normally sneak on >X3

Hey guys! :D
And Lauvie :3

Good day to you sir =O

hello guys, just popping in to say hi. hi

Man Lauv fails extremely hard. Everytime she's on and I am I say hi and she misses it T.T nooooo

Awws. Well I'm here but I guess I don't matter XP

I missed all of the excitement.

Aww I'm sorry Ultima -hugs- I just don't know you as well. :3

Nah, it's okay. I have people I know really well on here too. I understand XP

Yeah plus she lives in a different timezone and everytime she's on I message her and she forgets to check it and gets off XP

-flops into the knights thread-

How's life, right now?

I am suppose to be writing a post but hell if I am doing it now. I am complaining about bitchy old females that come through my line and pay with exact change in pennies.

I tend to pay in exact sometimes. It's normally slow, which is why I find a way to figure the price first.

*Is listening to said complaining about freaking pennies...and old women in gold fur coats*

Fucking senile bitch omg she dropped the damn change after complaining. UGH... and I think its .o7% sales tax. I dont mind it if you can search for the change fast but damn not 35 pennies. Or 50... dont need 50 pennies.

You forgot about her getting not being able to find the name tags after being told where to get them what five times?

Shes not as bad as the cricket lady. Once again our MOD found the things for her, but she left. Came back left came back left. And shes not as bad as the screaming children. In rank its old ladies, screaming children and priviledged people that throw their money on the counter.

My god, that's treason to the union. *feebly attacks old ladies like the 99%*

It looks like Poggio has nipples now

NIPPLES AND WIG BANDITS.

We dont have unions where I work.

ROACHES ON A PLANE!!!

STUTTERING NEWS CASTERS ....

AND BALDING DRUNK MAN AT BUTTER!!

that's cool.
Unionizing is great until it's not. XD

XD these are a few of my favorite things. -almost literally dies at laughing-

Come on Funk...what a way to kill the Fox News Song parody of "These are a few of my favorite things" XD

Srry. (hadn't heard it before.

Wig Bandits ... wig bandits... nothing important to report today... oh look cock roaches on a plane. All your roaches are belong to us. I'm tired of these mother fucking roaches on this mother fucking plane.

They're worse than the snakes!!!!

It's new Funk, it's new XD

Terrorist. Terrorist roaches.

With micro bombs strapped to their tiny bodies

Oh goodness, don't be the russians, fox

XD at least they are better then the wig bandits who walked in the store walked out store.

Man those were some shifty wig bandits...

I don't understand

Man I think my nipples are out of place.
And yes why would you look at the camera. And those werent wigs they were extensions. XD you arent bandits if you only rob once.

They remind me of Tara's sister before she got them redone.

They were shifty hair extension thieves, very inconspicuous. And sorry Funk, for the past few hours we have been mocking Fox and NBC news for the breaking news hits XD

yeah the story is that two girls walked into a store and robbed the store taking a bunch wigs. The news made it hilarious by calling them wig bandits when one, they only stole once, and two those were hair extensions. It sounded so dramatic in the preview. ...WIG BANDITS.