Not sure what I'd run with. Probably inefficient code.

Is it your future husband? https://i.redd.it/pshlwzilrwc11.jpg

Nooo he's making the cats jump! He's like the hamelin flute dude, but with cats

But he's sending all those cats to you.

No, we can't see what's beyond the borders!! What if he wants to hurt them!!

It's more like they're the ones doing the hurting. They're trained to hurt the evil humans.

Hmmm fine... I'll trust you this time!

I mean, if you happen to hear anything about him being a prestigious cat butcher with the finest breeds for meat, it's just fake news. He just happens to like fattening them up for maximum cuteness.

NO D:

here when we want to say that the beef is not uh trustworthy or of good quality we say 'cat meat'. Like 'I'm so hungry, I'm gonna buy that cat on a stick from the street vendor nearby'

It's just a matter of time for food trucks to become competitive enough they start serving cat tacos.

How did you miss the palindrome of taco cat

I don't usually notice those things. Or word play in general. Which is why i can only do bad puns.

I don't know why my keyboard no longer wants to capitalize i.

pun is the highest form of word play!

it's because your ego needs some boosting!

The better puns can be, if they're clever. But i only know the obvious ones.

I see what you did there.

You know the worse the pun, the better. It's the law.

Is that like the saying, when you truly understand something you can explain it simply?

Yes! Or you know what is zen when you don't
or something like that