Granted; They frequently change the furniture around and you bump into it in the middle of the night.

I wish to have an A on my quiz.

Granted, but it turns out it won't be counted for your final grade.

I wish food was cheaper and tastier.

Granted, but due to food being cheaper all they make is cans of wieners and beans, and bathtub gin.
Denied: That's two wishes. Food is made even worse tasting because you wished twice.

I wish The Academy Is... Was still a band.

Granted; they suck miserably in their come back tour.

I wish for a blanket of soft and fluffiness.

Granted: But you being to itch horribly.

I wish for a hot guy to hit on me.

Granted; He leaves bruises on your bones.

I wish for a slipper with no holes, no itching, lightweight, and pretty

Granted, but it's not only a rabbit shaped slipper- it's still, well, a rabbit.

I wish I were a king.

Granted; King of the weak and feeble.


I wish I could figure out which freaking item it is that is the green sash I had on my avi for a long butt time but can't seem to find it no matter what I do and I KNOW I own it.

Granted, but it was 1,000,000 aurum in the stores.

I wish I could watch all the old cartoons that don't play anymore.

Granted; you waste away in front of the television watching it.

I wish for bottle of bubble mix.

Granted, but the bubbles all pop right in front of your eyes when you blow them.

I wish to be rich.

Granted, you are now rich in mud and filth.

I wish to pass my Calc 2 class

Granted; you're thought to have cheated and fail the course overall.

I wish to have a cushion.

Granted. Unfortunately it's filled with thumbtacks.

I wish to weigh 130 lbs. again.

Granted but you shrink 5 inches.

I wish I didn't have my period soon.

Granted; it will now last two weeks.

I wish I had more time for this paper.