That's amusing. I usually roll Rogue/healer.

SparX joins your party after you run into her while she's fighting off a huge mob of enemies, cutting several down with each strike of her bladed guitar. She's not one to be underestimated: as the primary DPS powerhouse in the party, she can change the tide of battle in an instant's notice.

In the first game of a cybergoth Saints Row-Styled game, Espy is one of the best hackers in the city and in the hire of a rival gang. In fact, one of the most difficult parts in the game according to players is when Espy hacks into your own security system and turns the entirety of your home base against you. He's not one of your stereotypical "Pasty basement-dwellers" though, and can actually hold his own in a physical fight with his custom-made stun staff. In fact,near the end of the third act, you fight him one-on-one.

After a cataclysmic event around the end of the first game, all the city's gangs are shattered and you are picking up the pieces. Espy is one of the first ones at your side, needing a new customer and realizing that it would be good to start with an enterprise from the ground level for more power later on. He ends up becoming one of your greatest allies even in later games in the series.

-hides face- Are you /trying/ to make me blush?

In potentially the same cybergoth game, you're first introduced to Keyla through a series of cryptic messages that at first seem to be just a series of random locations and words. You visit the locations and find nothing of interest there, save for the fact that all of the places seem to have advertisement screens. On closer inspection, the seemingly-random words are actually passcodes that grant you access to important messages from Keyla, leading you in what seems like a wild goose chase around the city.

Eventually, you find yourself in a derelict building in the inner city, and meet Keyla face-to-face. She introduces herself as the best thief the city has ever seen, brokering specifically in information and secrets, and offers her assistance in exchange for taking care of a hit squad who have been on her tail for far too long.

Once her loyalty is secured, she becomes a valuable addition to the team, especially in NPC persuasion/coercion attempts. Her disarming charm and outward innocence makes it all too easy for the rest of the squad to obliterate the enemy before they even realize anything's off.

Espy is a fun NPC that looks super threatening but is actually a good natured person who helps you in your quests. But you can't ask for his gun or he'll be mad.

Mdom is the main character of a happy, lighthearted platformer. Her main abilities are her high jumps, and summoning different animals to solve various puzzles.

Isis is that treasure chest trap you're going to open because that's what silly adventurers do--go raiding treasure chests. Then Isis the mimic-chest's cat friend springs out from the now-opened mouth and steals some of the adventurer's coins before quickly running back to Isis. Now Isis runs over the hill and out of sight, leaving the poor adventurer a few coins lacking.

Potironette is giver of ultimate quests, The last one you have to impress to be able to complete everything fully. The one WHO ULTIMATELY TURNS ON YOU TO DESTROY YOU AND IS ACTUALLY THE BIG LAST BOSS OH GOD NO YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE AHHHHHHHHH----------

SparX is the self-proclaimed guardian of a certain dungeon rumored to hold treasures for whoever makes it all the way in and out. Clearly, based on the number of skulls SparX is sitting on, few--if any--adventurers have conquered the dungeon.

Potironette is a character who is in every level, hidden cleverly and extremely frustrating to find. At the very last level, The Eclipsing Moon, she will appear and give you bonus health, the amount based on the number of times you've found her.

Isis is one of the evil bosses who you could defeat easily if only she didn't fly away every time you use your attack special!!!

mdom is one of possible player characters available in a multiplayer platformer. Her avatar can be unlocked after earning a series of achievements, and grants exclusive items and boosts.

Espy is one of the villain's most trusted henchmen who can control any computer. You eventually defeat him after the Cyberspace dungeon, which is known as the most annoying dungeon due to its maze structure and numerous status ailment-inflicting traps.

Isis is one of the creatures that the player is able to befriend.

Madame crow starts you off in your quests as a travelling saleperson. Throughtout the game she somehow has every single item you need to complete this quest that she not only gave you, but is accompanying you on with no help in defeating the beasts you fight against.
And she never gets attacked by them either. . . .
LO AND BEHOLD SHE IS THE FINAL BOSS AND SHE WAS ONLY USING YOU TO COMPLETE HER DARK TASKS!

SparX is a thief who lives in a haunted forest. You first "encounter" her when a certain quest item goes missing straight from your inventory, and you trek through the woods following the slime trail left by her slug familiar. Later on, you have the option of rescuing her and her familiar from priests who believe her to be an abomination, and should you save her, she becomes a loyal companion for the rest of the game.

Espy is that mysterious NPC on a cyberpunk rpg who appears from nowhere to help you when you're almost dying. The dialogue reveals nothing about the past, only that Espy agrees with your current objective and will help whenever free.