*cuts it in half and gives one to espy* here ya go~

*attacks the cookie, eating the fortune with it* <3

*chases after Lauv* *w*

-sits on Espy's legs and waves a Pog- ^^

-feels the cookie land on her face and picks it up-
Hm, lessee what this one says.
... nevermind, I can't say it publicly. Or maybe I can.



That's the r-rated fortune for today, don't wear it out. >.>

I don't think a person can eat when he's got two people sitting on his back...

*ish chased by kami* NUUUU!

-Wonders if her fortune cooke is Xrated too-
Nuuu Lauv no feeding the chair!!!

I demand your pizza! And a shrubbery! NI!!

Wait, so Espy is now a cushion? XD

YESH!

-Reads Fortune cookie-

Yes, yes Espy is. -noms the pizza from Espy's hand-
A cushion that provides edible goodies!

-grumblesnort- Okay, okay, fine. But no slashing Espy open to see if he's stuffed with down.

LMFAO at pogglets cookie

-Wiggles around trying to get comfy- Not as comfy as the anti matter cloud.
XD

....
-twitches irritably-

-Gives espy a Back message-

is that while you are sitting on it o.o