//pets the kitty's forehead gem

i would upload a picture of my little bastard boy if i had it on this portable computer system.

also smokey is absolutely fucking soaked like the little bastard he is.

barker's mystery kitty

we have three cats.
all of them are bastard.

to be fair kitty marriages are rare in general

kitty marriage vows go like 'with this right paw i thee wed and with this left paw, smack thy head'

OOOOOOHHHHH, bastards...x}
I get it now. x'D

explain it to me so i get it too >.>

"Bastard" is another word for a child born out of wedlock
;w;

oh yeah.
>.>

which is basically all cats. they are hedonists

they're lovely little hedonists and i love them.

bonus: i got to see kit today! she's my sister's cat.

nice, nice. how is she doing? still fluffy?

she's doing good!!

My favorite thing that cats do,
eUe
is when they find stupid places to sit or lay in.


That last one was just wrong. <x} Cats do not belong there!

i think the cats realized they were duped in the second one. for sure the first is super not safe though!

I love cats...
But they never seem to love me back :(

...Dogs love me. Especially therapy dogs. It’s a little odd.

...I don’t mean to hoard all the dogs at campus therapy dog events. Maybe I just smell sad.

it's the pocket sausages

-spits tea-

<x} I like both cats and dogs. :] And birds. And fish. And rabbits. And rats. And lizards...and ferrets.
However, I'm not loved by animals...
...hngn- QuQ|| Well. Most of them just think I'm okay, while others think I'm not okay. ;u; </3 I've been bitten by a rat, my own hamster, a goose, three cats, and a couple dogs, while also have been ignored by dogs, sat on by cats, betrayed by a praying mantis, and hissed at by birds.
^~^; ehh...probably comes from me not knowing my way around animals as I haven't had that many pets as other families. :/ But dogs seem to be mostly the friendliest. I can bond with a dog. ^-^ A cat I can pamper. -u-

have had a dog before. they're often quite nice.

I have a trash rat dog. She is a fickle beast that keeps leaving me in the middle of the night to snuggle her daddy. It is a disappointment.

she must really like that purrson, then.

I have stuffed animals. ;U; They are nice too, since they don't bite.

i used to sleep w/ a stuffed animal.

I sleep..NEXT to stuffed animals. ou^;
Can't sleep with them anymore. <:/ They end up on the floor most of the time when I wake up..or bein' my pillow.

nowdays i opt for cuddling a dressing gown. i am very touchstarved.

o.o Ohhh. Reminds me of when I used to cuddle up in my ex-bf's jacket. <u<; It's kind of amazing how we are slaves to our olfactory senses without realizing it. Sometimes a favorite clothing item, blanket, pillow, etc, will hold a special scent we are just in tune to that brings us comfort. ^-^

With me it's touch mostly too. >w>; Not as touchstarved tho. I like both very soft and kinda rough thick blankets. <x} Keeps me warm n' cozy. <3

ya. valid.

i like anything that's fuzzy / fluffy. hence why i have two similar-textured dressing gowns.

:w Dawwwh.~ Fluffy/fuzzy is nice. -W- Like a dream-sheep.

I love how the only way I understand what a dressing gown is, is through Sir Michael Cane, from the Muppet Christmas Carol, which takes place in Victorian London. <x'D He is spooked by shadows in the movie and starts smackin' a robe on the floor, only to say, "Oh...It's my best dressing gown...no harm done." <x'}

i sleep on these damn things. haha.

<x'} Indeed indeed!

honks softly in the distance

trying to figure out another avi.

I love sleeping with my plushies.
I have a pile of them in my room and I rotate between them each night so each one feels loved.

:)

the cat keeps me from having bed tat. she requires a loooot of room for something so tiny

smokey does that. he'll fuckin sprawl out.

I've Brought Bean Bags For The Pillow Fort, Can I Join The Club..? :p-wide:

hell yeah, my dude!

Ooooo
Bean bags were my favorite!!