Granted, but the mods say it was stolen so they take it away from you.

I wish my dog would shut up.

Granted I did
I wish I could do things right

Granted, you can do things right, but in a short time you start to fail again.

I wish I could make it on my own.

Granted,you can try, but you will fail in time
I wish my cat would stop eating me foot.

Granted, but s/he starts eating your head O_o

I wish for 2k Aurum X3

Granted, but then your entire account disappears overnight


I wish for pancakes

Granted, but Haggrid made them.

I wish for animal crackers.

Granted, but they're really live miniature animals.



I wish for pie

granted but its only veggie pie


i wish for a unused cooking oil

Granted, but it becomes alive and eats your pans


I wish for more chips

granted but one you open the pack i need to eat all the chips


i wish my roommates will be awake soon =/ its already 5:30am

Granted, but then they sleep through the entire weekend


I wish for a witch hat

Granted, but it talks all the time

I wish my pumpkin would last in perfect condition forever

Granted, but that means it won't digest in your stomach.

I wish I was psychic o.o

granted but you need alot of time to study...


i wish the class finish early

wish granted but there is no food...

i wish time move slowly

Granted, but thunderstorms are now 24/7.

I wish the man on the moon would marry me.

granted but he is an alien


i wish i win in poker

Granted but the other poker players shot you for cheating

I wish I could beat this Grandia game D<

Granted, but your hands are now your feet.

I wish I had more green tea. T_T

granted but it is made out of garden grass..

i wish mum give me new phone

Granted but it breaks before you can use it

I wish my apartment magically cleaned it self

xD

granted but you will be living with a ghost...


i wish for a burger

Granted but its all moldy and slimy

I wish for a pet T-Rex

granted but its only fossil

i wish for a german bunny

Granted but its rabid and gives you the rabies

I wish for something awesome!

granted but its from criminal...

i wish for a pet phoenix

Granted but it bits you

I wish to be a Movie Star!

Granted, but you'll still think you're awake for another 11hrs.

I wish that it would stop raining. x.x

granted but the chicken wasn't cooked

I wish for snow!

Granted, but it's filled with chicken feathers instead of meat.

I wish for a fourth season of the Mighty Boosh.

granted but its only chicken in hot water

i wish for more lost souls

Granted but they're stuck in your toe.

I wish for a tiara.

granted but its a candy tiara and it gets stuck in your hair

I wish for a new gaming laptop xp

Granted, but when you get it, it explodes.

I wish Taco Bell was open.