I can tell you what gender you are, but only after seeing you!

I can add a sixth dimension to space...after someone adds a fifth.

I can turn matchboxes into fifth dimensional spaces! But stuff still needs to fit inside the matchbox opening.

I can teleport....two inches from where i stand.

I can grow my nails at twice the normal speed!

my spit cures cancer but I suffer from chronic dry mouth.

I can command canines but they stop listening to me when they pass 8 months old.

I can tell kitties to take a bath... and they do it.

I can speak any language...but I'm deaf and cannot sign.

I can become invisible! ... But only in pitch-blackness

Behold! I can watch colour movies in black and white!

COME! WATCH ME TURN TURQOISE OBJECTS INTO AQUAMARINE OBJECTS!

The amazing power to edit forum posts, as long as I'm given mod status first.

I can walk on water...as long as there's a hard ground for me to stand on

SEE THIS! OH, SEE IT WELL! MY AWESOME POWER OF MIGHTINESS! I CAN HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY! WITH MY MIND!

I can feeze water! But it takes half an hour per cubic inch!