Aw. That sounds like a wonderful cat! When the time is right, she will come out for some love. Probably not the time is all.
As for being punted? That would have ended poorly for the person accidentally kicking her. She was... terrifying.

whisky isn't a lap cat. he's really fluffy, though, and the sweet spot for him is under the chin. sometimes he doesn't want attention, sometimes he does. and sometimes he'll try and nip at you.

my sister's cat, kit, she gives little lovebites. they don't hurt.

My bunny used to give "love bites" sometimes.
But it was usually when you fed her and she'd get so wild for food that she'd sometimes mistake your hand for the food.

She was always hungry and it was embarrassing when people would visit because she acted like she was never fed.

As soon as my mom would open the fridge, Beans would run into the kitchen and stand on her back feet and stare at my mom until she gave Beans a treat.
We juice a lot in my family, so there was always left over bits of fruits and veggies that Beans loved to eat.

That's any rabbit. I remember opening a bag of crunchies in my room once. Open the door and the rabbit is there. Waiting. Confused as to what I'm doing locked in a room with her crunchies. Swear the rustling of the bag wasn't that loud.
They just know.

whisky constantly meows and we're not sure why. he is a very chatty boy, though.

o-o? Is Whiskey spelled differently in England?? Or id the kitty named Whisky on purpose? >->; Maybe I got alcohol on the mind and it's really just a cute form of Whiskers..

Had to Google the proper spelling of whisky. Seems like it doesn't really matter how you spell it, and it's not just one country in particular spelling it wrong. Even auto correct is ok with both spellings.
Whiskey and whisky.

shrugs.

we just named the cat whisky after his fucking huge whiskers.

at least you didn't name 'em tickles because of the whiskers XD

he grew into the whiskers.

he's still a fluffy lump of shenanigans, though.

hehehe, schrod never grew into his x''D they are still unruly wigglybits

do you still have kitten pictures?

It's always interesting to see little kids or animals grow into their awkward body parts lol.

I used to have enormous feet as a kid...
In lke late elementary school, I was already wearing adult sized 8 shoes...

My parents thought my feet were huge and always bought my shoes two sizes too big so that I would "grow into them"...

Welp, my feet stopped growing at USA size 8 and I ended up just growing into my feet. So now they look average and not absolutely massive lol

i don't have kitten pictures, unfortunately. they were on my dsi, which has a fucked top screen, and i've no way to transfer them out onto a computer, hence why i'm keeping the dsi.

ah, that is understandable! i have an old flip-phone like that

god. i think the photos would be pretty grainy anyways -- the dsi camera wasn't the best in camera technology, y'know?

the phone was from 2006, i have no idea what it is x''D