Granted, but when you leave you're sad because you miss it there.

I wish I had a real Charmander.

Granted, But you spend it all at once.

I wish, Yaoi con would get here sooner.

lolskipped. xD

Granted but it's monopoly money.

I wish I had a real Charmander.

Granted, but you find out its .000001 cm tall and wide and you dropped him from your hands killing him where ever he felled.

I wish I can read Japanese.

Granted, but you can't read anything else.

I wish my boss was not ass hat.

Granted, but they take over the world with you being the first slave
I wish I know how the universe was made.

Granted, but you died right after you find out.

I wish I could travel back to Japan.

Granted, but you found out you were japans most wanted list and put to japanese jail for life.

I wish I have unlimited power of the internet.

Granted, but then they move too fast and you can't keep up with them.

I wish I could draw CG art.

Granted, but it all looks like normal art with nothing fancy at all.

I wish this month would get and Oct get here so I can go play at Yaoi con~!

Granted, but you found out that Yaoi con was canceled due to.. Erm.. Explosions.
I wish I can make my dad quite whenever i want.

Granted, but they're not actually teal, their green.

I wish dinner was ready.