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Yay! Booze ftw! <3

W..What?! They don't invite you to parties they hold in your own body?! How rude of them! You're invited to all of my parties! And if you can't make it, just say the word, and I'll dump all of my alcohol into your bloodstream.

Yes..plaque gangsters are no good. They trash my arteries, derive the rest of my body of necessary resources, and never invite me to their parties ono

And I'll also send any plaque build-up I encounter on its merry way. That shit is hell to drive through. :c

Oh! Okay then 83 *revives*

Oh don't worry, I'm small enough to fit! :'3 Maybe..

*gets a heart attack* x.x

;u; guess whose new home is in your heart-tubes? Merr's.
Thankyou!